Grifters Paradise

Jul 7, 2025 12:35 AM EDT, Mon

đŸŽ¶ As I stroll through the shadow of my Mar-a-Lago land,
I take a look at my deals and my meme coin’s got no demand.
Been spending most my life living in a Grifter’s Paradise—
Tariffs on my nachos, while I dodge the legal device. đŸŽ¶

đŸŽ¶ Got a TACO plan, you know it’s wild and spicy,
Trump Always Chickens Out—yeah, not exactly dicey.
From steaks to university, casinos that went bust,
My ventures sparkle briefly
 ‘til they crumble into dust. đŸŽ¶

đŸŽ¶ Power moves and mugshot memes,
$TRUMP coin climbing high on libertarian dreams.
Wall Street’s trembling, but I’m just tweeting fast,
Bankruptcy’s a badge now—call it presidential class. đŸŽ¶

If It’s The Weekend, Find Trump On One Of His Golf Courses

Where Trump Can Be Found On Weekends
Mar-a-Lago
The Mar-a-Lago Club
1100 South Ocean Boulevard,
Palm Beach, Florida 33480
+1 (561) 832-2600
Florida, West Palm Beach
Trump International Golf Club
3505 Summit Blvd
West Palm Beach FL 33406
+1 (561) 682-0700
Florida, Miami
Trump National Doral Golf Club
4400 N.W. 87th Ave
Miami, FL 33178
+1 (305) 592-2000
Florida, Jupiter
Trump National Jupiter Golf Club
115 Eagle Tree Terrace
Jupiter FL 33477
+1 (561) 691-8700
Virginia, Potomac Falls
Trump National Golf Club Washington, D.C.
20391 Lowes Island Blvd
Potomac Falls, VA 20165
+1 (703) 444-4801
New Jersey, Bedminster
Trump National Golf Club Bedminster
900 Lamington Road
Bedminster, NJ 07921
+1 (908) 470-4400
New Jersey, Colts Neck
Trump National Golf Club Colts Neck
One Trump National Blvd
Colts Neck, NJ 07722
+1 (561) 973-1550
New Jersey, Pine Hill
Trump National Golf Club Philadelphia
500 West Branch Ave.
Pine Hill, NJ 08021
+1 (856) 435-3100
New York, Hopewell Junction
Trump National Golf Club Hudson Valley
178 Stormville Rd
Hopewell Junction, NY 12533
+1 (845) 223-1600
New York, Briarcliff Manor
Trump National Golf Club Westchester
100 Shadow Tree Lane
Briarcliff Manor, NY 10510
+1 (914) 944-0900
California, Los Angeles
Trump National Golf Club Los Angeles
One Trump National Drive
Rancho Palos Verdes, CA 90275
+1 (310) 265-5000
North Carolina, Mooresville
Trump National Golf Club Charlotte
120 Trump Square
Mooresville, NC 28117
+1 (704) 799-7300
Dubai
Trump International Golf Club Dubai
DAMAC Hills
Al Hebiah Third District Dubai
+971 (0) 4 245 3939
Ireland, Clare
Trump International Golf Links & Hotel Ireland, Doonbeg
DOONBEG CO.
CLARE, IRELAND
Phone: +353 65 905 5600
Scotland, Aberdeenshire
Trump MacLeod House & Lodge Scotland
Menie Estate Balmedie
Aberdeenshire, Scotland AB23 8YE
Phone: +44 1358 743300
Reserve: +44 1358 743300
Scotland, Ayrshire
Trump Turnberry
Maidens Road KA26 9LT Turnberry
Ayrshire Scotland
+44.1655.331.000
+44 01655 334115
Lodging
Florida, Miami
TrumpÂź National Doral Miami
4400 N.W. 87th Avenue
Miami, Florida 33178
Phone: +1 305 592 2000
Reserve: +1 800 713 6725
doral.reservations@trumphotels.com
Illinois, Chicago
Trump International Hotel & TowerÂź Chicago
401 N. Wabash Avenue
Chicago, Illinois 60611
Phone: +1 312 588 8000
Reserve: +1 855 878 6700
tch_inquiries@trumphotels.com
Nevada, Los Vegas
TrumpÂź International Hotel Las Vegas
2000 Fashion Show Drive
Las Vegas, Nevada 89109
Phone: +1 702 982 0000
Reserve: +1 866 939 8786
lasvegas.info@trumphotels.com
New York, New York
Trump International Hotel & TowerÂź New York
1 Central Park West
New York, New York 10023
Phone: +1 212 299 1000
Reserve: +1 888 448 7867
newyork.info@trumphotels.com
Virginia, Charlottesville
Albemarle Estate at Trump Winery
355 Albemarle House Drive
Charlottesville, Virginia 22902
Phone: +1 434 977 4001
Reserve: +1 855 878 6700
reservations@trumpwinery.com
Ireland, Doonbeg
Trump International Golf Links and HotelÂź Ireland, Doonbeg
Co. Clare, Ireland
Phone: +353 65 905 5600
Reserve: +1 844 366 6234
doonbeg.reservations@trumphotels.com
Scotland, Aberdeenshire
Trump MacLeod House & Lodge, Scotland
Balmedie
Aberdeenshire, Scotland AB23 8YE
Phone: +44 1358 743300
Reserve: +44 1358 743300
bookings@trumpgolfscotland.com

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