House Speaker, Mike Johnson (T-LA), Uses Hogan's Heroes Sergeant Schultz Defense

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I See Nothing - Sgt Schultz

Jan 22, 2009 “I see nothing” comments by Sgt Schultz of Hogan’s Hero

Stumped on ICE killing, Mike Johnson keeps struggling with the basics of current events

Confronted with questions he should know how to answer, the House Republican leader has proven to be surprisingly ignorant about day-to-day news.

July 14, 2026, 1:00 PM EDT By Steve Benen

By any fair measure, one of the biggest stories in the United States yesterday unfolded in Maine, where an Immigration and Customs Enforcement fatally shot Johan Sebastián Guerrero, a Colombian man authorized to work in the U.S. who was also father of a 3-year-old girl.

A day later, a reporter asked House Speaker Mike Johnson for his reaction to the deadly incident and whether he believed some accountability was in order. The Louisiana Republican was stumped — again.

“I don’t know anything about this event,” the GOP’s top congressional leader told reporters. “I was a little busy yesterday.” He acknowledged there “was a tragic shooting” but said he wouldn’t comment “because I don’t know.”

Mindful of how that might sound, Johnson added, “You guys can mock me for not knowing that. I worked about 22 hours in the last few days.”

That work schedule didn’t sound too grueling: 22 hours of work over the last few days suggests the House speaker worked roughly seven hours a day, which presumably left him some time to maybe read a newspaper or watch some news coverage on television about current events.

But putting that aside, that the Republican congressman anticipated the mockery was notable because Johnson apparently realizes this has been an ongoing problem.

What did the House speaker say when asked in December about President Donald Trump’s scandalous pardon for Changpeng Zhao? “I don’t know anything about it,” he said. What was his reaction to allegations that the U.S. military killed defenseless survivors following a strike on an alleged drug boat in international waters? “I was pretty busy yesterday,” Johnson replied. “I didn’t follow a lot of the news.”

Last fall, a reporter asked Johnson about the Trump administration’s personnel purge at ICE and whether congressional oversight might be in order. The House speaker said he didn’t know about that, either.

Five days before that, amid widespread reports that the president was seeking a $230 million payment from the Justice Department, Johnson was asked for comment. He was again stumped. A day earlier, he was asked about the White House importing Argentinian beef, and the Louisiana congressman said he wasn’t up to speed on that, either.

As MS NOW’s Jen Psaki noted in a segment in October, the House GOP leader has claimed ignorance on everything from Trump’s crypto dealings to the president’s reported relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, from U.S. citizens being detained by federal immigration agents to a would-be assassin plotting to kill House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

In politics, there’s a phrase for Americans who struggle to keep up with current events and who tend to be ill informed about key issues: They’re known as low-information voters.

In 2026, the nation appears to have a low-information House speaker.

It’s entirely possible there’s an alternate explanation for how often Johnson has answered “I don’t know”: Maybe the House speaker is well informed, but he’s simply pretending to be clueless to avoid answering politically difficult questions.

That is, perhaps Johnson is simply dishonest, not oblivious, though this is a defense he has not yet presented to the public.

This post updates our related earlier coverage.

Steve Benen is a producer for “The Rachel Maddow Show,” the editor of MaddowBlog and an MS NOW political contributor. He’s also the bestselling author of “Ministry of Truth: Democracy, Reality, and the Republicans’ War on the Recent Past.”

Hogan’s Heroes and Sergeant Schultz

Sergeant Hans Schultz was the bumbling, soft‑hearted guard of Stalag 13 on Hogan’s Heroes, played by Austrian‑born actor John Banner. His defining catchphrase — “I see nothing! I know nothing!” — became one of television’s most enduring comedic lines.

🪖 Who Schultz Was

Schultz is portrayed as a German sergeant whose job is to guard Allied POWs — a job he performs with a mix of fear, kindness, and strategic obliviousness. Rather than a villain, he’s a comic foil: a man who wants to avoid trouble more than enforce discipline. His constant denial of anything suspicious happening in the camp is both his survival strategy and the show’s running gag.

🎙️ His Catchphrase

“I see nothing! I know nothing!” — Schultz’s most famous line, used whenever he stumbles upon Hogan’s sabotage or espionage. It’s a comedic shield: if he “knows nothing,” he can’t be blamed or transferred to the Eastern Front. Variants like “I know nothing! I do nothing!” emphasize his willful ignorance and became part of the show’s rhythm. The humor comes from the contrast between his claim and the blatantly obvious chaos around him.

📺 About Hogan’s Heroes

The series ran from 1965 to 1971, a sitcom set in a German POW camp where Colonel Hogan and his men run an underground resistance operation right under the noses of their captors. To make the premise palatable, the show leaned heavily on absurdity: Stalag 13 is “escape‑proof,” yet the prisoners come and go freely; the German officers are bureaucratic, gullible, or incompetent. Schultz’s blend of fear and friendliness made him the perfect gatekeeper for this tone.

📌 Why Schultz Endures

Schultz became iconic because he embodied harmless denial — a comedic take on a man trapped in a system he doesn’t truly support. His catchphrase evolved into a cultural shorthand for plausible deniability, used far beyond the show’s context.

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